They take “cheese cake” literally.
Trying to explain to a bunch of 11 year olds why you cannot keep a bat as a class pet was a lot of fun. Then, they decided killing it was the best solution. Explaining why that was a bad idea was also fun. I guess we will work on verbs tomorrow.
From the state of Terengganu-
I asked for ice cream in a cup.
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
you fucking didn’t
In the most concerned voice: “Teacher! Teacher! You’re losing your face!”
-They had never before seen a sunburn, much less someone’s skin peel due to it-
After 3 months of trying to catch the ice cream man who drives through our neighborhood daily, I was finally able to chase down his truck…only to find he sells shrimp crackers and mayonnaise pizza, not ice cream.
If you are part of a privileged group and have to constantly demand that somebody in an oppressed group say “not all (insert privileged group here) are like that”
what you are really demanding is that they reassure you that you’re not like that and you’re not being held accountable
which is a cowardly thing to do and also shows the great lengths you will go to in order to avoid examining your role in a toxic system
*pours OP a glass of grape drink*
Middle of class: “Teacher, what on your face?”
Me thinking: Look here kid, you know damn well what a zit looks like. c’mon
I exited the bathroom the other day to find three students giggling outside the door. In between giggles they exclaimed, “Teacher, we’ve been timing you in the bathroom!”
I was sweating so profusely that a concerned student raised their hand and stopped class to ask if “Teacher okay? … face so wet”
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
my roommate just started reading The Fault in Our Stars and she asked if it was going to make her cry.
I told her she might as well just start crying now and save herself some trouble.
My mum doesn’t believe me that its more common than she thinks
Never have, never will. I knew when I was 10 that I never wanted children. I’m going to be 45 in May, and I have never once wanted them.
Ditto. And add one more for my non-Tumblr friend who doesn’t want them.
I’m so tired of being told its a ‘phase’ and that ‘ill change my mind’ - why the fuck do other ppl care whether I want kids or not? Its so fucking annoying.