Middle of class: “Teacher, what on your face?”
Me thinking: Look here kid, you know damn well what a zit looks like. c’mon
I exited the bathroom the other day to find three students giggling outside the door. In between giggles they exclaimed, “Teacher, we’ve been timing you in the bathroom!”
I was sweating so profusely that a concerned student raised their hand and stopped class to ask if “Teacher okay? … face so wet”
oh my god
As a person from California, this is 100% accurate
As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system
50 degrees in England
100 degrees in England
I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?
my roommate just started reading The Fault in Our Stars and she asked if it was going to make her cry.
I told her she might as well just start crying now and save herself some trouble.
My mum doesn’t believe me that its more common than she thinks
Never have, never will. I knew when I was 10 that I never wanted children. I’m going to be 45 in May, and I have never once wanted them.
Ditto. And add one more for my non-Tumblr friend who doesn’t want them.
I’m so tired of being told its a ‘phase’ and that ‘ill change my mind’ - why the fuck do other ppl care whether I want kids or not? Its so fucking annoying.
You wanna say nigga, but you dont wanna be shot for wearing a hoodie.
You wanna say nigga, but you want to be able to get a job.
You wanna say nigga, but you don’t wanna be racially profiled and brutalized by the police.
You wanna say nigga, but when black people talk…
If you are a regular ass white person and want to know what it’s like to be a celebrity, move to south east asia to teach english.
It gets weird.
Because sexuality and intelligence are not mutually exclusive.
or dont, or blow girls too, do whatever you want…
Welcome to my mass-progress-tricks post
All of these pictures were taken within the same 5 minutes.
I want people to realize that photography is all about position and lighting. I’m sick of seeing comments on photos saying “I wish I looked like that” even on mine, because guess what? The person in the photos doesn’t even look like that. And chances are they took another 20 photos before they got the right one. Everybody thinks that just because it’s clear someone hasn’t used photoshop it must be the real thing. But if you look close enough, you can spot these little tricks.
We’ve all seen pictures like this, we’ve even taken pictures like this. But lets not skip meals and go for 3 hour long runs to look like a body you saw on tumblr which doesn’t exist in a sense.
It’s important that people see this
I dont even know who this is, but the media pulls shit like this often and it should be publicized.
that photo crop is the scummiest thing ever
I think it’s so fucked up that when the fact of the matter that men are the leading cause of death for women (by way of murdering them) is brought to light, people brush it off by saying, "Well, they’re stupid for picking a bad man".
And then simultaneously, if you ever question or admit to being afraid of a man/men in general, well, then HOW DARE YOU!?
A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it.
Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.
For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit. I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner.
I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.
Heels the size you wish your dick was.